Okso. MSN is fun. :)
If you dont have it, -cough- Lauren -cough- (JK ILY LAUREN) then you should get it. I have the most fun convos on msn.
And just now I was having one... and Im talking to some loser, you know who you are, who decided it would be fun to share his dirtiest dream with me.
And yes, I asked permission to post it here. I didnt get the answer I wanted, but I still asked. :)
So I spose he'd kill me if I posted it...
But oh well.
"For some reason I kept on having this one dream, where I'd be lying down on the grass.. (i dunno where) and she'd come up, and just straddle me.. you know.. cowgirl style... I dunno, I think I have a fetish for that position and she'd just like.. unzip my fly.. and she'd be wearing a short skirt with no panties and just ride away
yeah.. I liked that dream"
Just thought I should share that with you all. Cause ILY <3
Monday, April 20, 2009
Uhm. Anyone wanna come for a 'ride'?
Posted by simba at 6:39 AM 5 comments
Considering boats float quite well...
Omg Rita. Was looking at something bout your blog and it caught my eye cause you had the same title I used on a post a while back.
And I didnt get a chance to read it yet, but you had something on minesweeper. And a few days ago I took a screenie of a game I played on it. I was proud of myself. And I think I pwns your quite easily thanks.
-win
Omg Im so bored -.-
I was just thinking. People really are stupid. Like, if ur driving a car, wouldn't you always reckon that you're the smartest and best driver on the road, and that everyone else is a moron... O.o
Ya random.
But you know me.
<3
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Friday, April 10, 2009
Money.
It's easy to sit there and say you'd like to have more money. And I guess that's what I like about it. It's easy. Just sitting there, rocking back and forth, wanting that money.
This is me. I want money. I like money. Everything in this world is about money. Everything. People do things for money. Stuff charity, it still revolves around money.
And how can you get it? By working your arse off for four hours on a Saturday only to realise that it takes 30 seconds on the Sunday to blow it all on a pair on shoes you'll only wear once.
Its so stupid, can't people just have things and just give things and just live? Our whole lives are about money, getting money to be basic things to live to work for more money.
If that makes sense. So I was thinking, since money is worth so much, yet the plastic its printed on is worth so little, can I have my money's worth in gold please?
:)
Then again, gold is just a rock. If no one lives on this Earth but me, it wouldnt be worth anything, because it'd be so plentiful. I wouldnt even have a need for money. Soluting to the money problems affecting people all around the world? Kill those people.
Lots of love, Steph <33
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Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Terms and Conditions
If you have been stupid enough to select 'Not Awesome' in the survey below, I will hunt you down and kill you while you sleep. If however, you were doing it to annoy me, then you have succesfully failed and are the winner of our URGHEY prize.
Congratualtions, to see your prize visit www.youareabloodyloserandihateyou.com
Thankyou.
Posted by simba at 3:36 AM 4 comments
Unleash the Man Leather
Isnt that add cute? :)
I want that song now...
BUT ANYWAY. I r hurting so bad it's not fair :(
My legs, my neck, my back.
And I STILL need money...
1) $20 for something...
<.<
>.>
2) $40 for dad.
3) Phone cred
4) Hair colour
5) Formal stuff
So if anyone wants to help me along by clicking the adds >>>
You dont gotta buy anything, just click :)
And it's illegal for me to do it :(
-goes on someone elses comp and does it-
muahaha
ANYWAY
Yer.
UNLEASE THE MAN LEATHER. RAWR.
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Wednesday, March 18, 2009
I REALLY LIKE WHAT YOU ARE DOING KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK
The cartoon strip bores me.
And Im so pov right now :(
I need money for so much stuff:
1) Atheltics costume
2) Loreal Melbourne Fashion Festival
3) $20 for Lauren
4) Hair colour
So, I thought I'd come up with a solution to make more money.
I earn $70 - $100 a week through Baker's.
So how about something where I don't have to do any work at all?
ADVERTISING
By the time people read this there should be some adds or whatevs on the side of my blog >>>
Ill recieve a check in the mail for those. :)
Probs not much, but I don't give a shit about the adds even being there - so making money for it will be fun xD
ANYWAY.
Everything sucks atm. Money is stupid.
I HATE MONEY
CAN'T I JUST BE FAT N RICH AND SIT ON MY COUCH ALL DAY EATING CHOCOLATE CHIP CHOCOLATE ICECREAM WITHOUT A CARE???
That would be fun. Anyway. Ill think of something to do in the meantime.
ATHLETICCSSS
Woo.
Im in 7 things. :)
Im getting a medal this year dudes.
I WILL.
:)
Love, Steph.
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Tuesday, March 3, 2009
Episode #2: There's so many things AND NO WHERE TO PUT THEM!
Posted by simba at 8:59 PM 4 comments
Labels: BABIES ARE FUN

