...like flowers.

And thanks Burnie... loser.

i smell hahaha

I was thinking, this blog needs a bit of an update.

As do a lot of things in my life at the moment. For example: my laptop. Yes, it is literally falling apart. My spacebar fell off.

I attempted to glue it back using fake nail glue. Failed.
It's still on, only I have to press down very hard to make it work.

It was my birthday yesterday. 16 years old. Finally.
I always look forward to that day every year. Even though it's exactly the same as any other, cold and wet, I feel kinda different from the moment it turns 12am to that night where I count down the last seconds of that day which I consider my own.

And that's the beauty of birthdays. Although we share them with thousands and sometimes even millions of others all over the world, we only get one of them are year and we think of it as OUR day. The one day of the year where everything is about us, everyone likes us, everyone has to respect us.

I do love birthdays. But not for the presents or the people, but from the feeling I get knowing that it's MY day and that I actually made it to 16 years old when so many other people haven't and won't.

16's a long time. I would know.

Anyway, the day went by surprisingly fast. I had planned to something on that day, and when Emily asked me over msn the night before what I was going to do, I impulsively said "Come to the movies and we'll watch Transformers." Invited Fran and Lauren.

The next morning I woke up early, something I really didn't want to do considering it was my birthday. The best present anyone could have given me was to to have let me sleep in. But no, I was going to the movies.

Dad drove me to the bus stop. Mum had already left for work, Andrew and Zoe had already left for school. Waited for the bus, it was 2 minutes late. Not pleased.

Lauren was on the bus - which was cool. We talked for a while about the fact that it was my birthday. The convo was full of all the default questions everyone always asks on birthdays. But I didn't mind. I was going to the movies.

Got to Northland and Lauren and I walked around, looking in random shops. We were meeting Liz and Emily at 11 in Hoyts. Emily called about 10 minutes before 11. She said sorry more times than other other word. Turns out she'd just woken up then and wouldnt be able to make it. Also turns out she'd invited Jason and that he wasnt able to make it either.

Oh well.

Me and Lauren went to Hoyts. Liz showed up 20 minutes late. They split the cost of my ticket which was really nice of them.

Transformers was awesome. Jealous much?

Afterward Em met as at the Pancake parlor. Imi was there too. We ate Pancakes.

Went home.

Later that night I was watching Master Chef. They were about to announce who won the challenge when dad and Andrew came up with a cake. Singing.
I didnt hear who'd won and I was angry at them for choosing that moment to bring the cake. Then I felt so guilty when they looked hurt. I almost cried. I hate it when other people feel bad. Especially since it was my fault.

The cake was good. Andrew had bought me a bueno. Second best pressie anyone could ever get me. I still felt bad. Still do.

Went to sleep, was reading the awesome book Liz let me borrow: Looking for Alaska. It's so addictive. Looked at my clock and it was 12.01.

That birthday feeling was officially gone. 365 days till my birthday.

I'm Sorry.

A few weeks ago I posted something on my blog which I was trusted to keep to myself. Unfortunately, I upset that person when he/she read it later on. And I dunno if they're going to read this or not -- I think they've made a promise to themselves to never read my blog again, but still I should apologise for being so mean.
ILY <33

And while I have nothing to do (I'm sitting in the library during English avoiding my English creative project) I might as well post something...

I'm really bored -.-
Like, this class is really really boring.
I have to work tonight -- bread for school on Thursday guys, any special orders?
I like working ^.-
Eating scones that taste like fudge and swearing at asshole customers when they walk out the door is fun.

Uhm. Fuck this is boring.
FUCK!!

Yeah. Ew the Jaffa is a frigging retard. Someone please lock her in the library WITHOUT a supply of donuts. Seriously.

Im gonna colour my hair again, any ideas? AND RITA please post something new on your blog. I'm getting bored. -cry-

And for all those who saw my old post saying that I was getting a new blog, I changed my mind and I'll probs just end up changing the background or something.

Plus I need a song for my English creative thing. Something with no words and something that has a build up somewhere in the middle or closer to the end. Know what I mean? If anyone has or knows of a song like this PLEASE send it to me or give me a link :)

So... yeah.

What The Shit?

Ok guys, please excuse the title, but today I say it written on a desk, and with all the post-exam hysterics I couldn't stop laughing at it.

Yea yeah I know. I'm just that awesome.

Anyway, I know I haven't written anything in ages. Yeah.. Uhm.

I dunno.

School so stupid, too much homework..

OMG THIS POST IS SO BORING. ARGH

ARGHHHH

This is stupid. You're all stupid, whatevs. I'm done.

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You're not doing it right.

A couple of weeks ago, I wrote this... Saved it to my drafts and completely forgot about it. I was just reading it and it pretty much applies to now anyways.

Sitting at my comp, wet hair, smells like oranges. Is stressing over the homework pile which is quickly getting bigger and bigger -- yet for some reason doesn't get smaller at all. Has to do a food tech project by tomorrow morning which was due on Monday, started today at lunch. Is successfuly avoiding this. Wont be successfully avoiding it in the morning when Ms. Lumsden bites my head off. Trying not to let Andrew see that I'm not actually doing homework but am typing crap on my blog. Hopes he doesn't go tel dad who just happens to be sitting across from me on his own laptop. I have a sore throat, an almost runny nose..

Lomf.

Laugh On My Face.

SPREAD THE WORD!!

Anyway...

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Mutant Pride.

Uhm. Anyone wanna come for a 'ride'?

Okso. MSN is fun. :)

If you dont have it, -cough- Lauren -cough- (JK ILY LAUREN) then you should get it. I have the most fun convos on msn.

And just now I was having one... and Im talking to some loser, you know who you are, who decided it would be fun to share his dirtiest dream with me.

And yes, I asked permission to post it here. I didnt get the answer I wanted, but I still asked. :)

So I spose he'd kill me if I posted it...

But oh well.

"For some reason I kept on having this one dream, where I'd be lying down on the grass.. (i dunno where) and she'd come up, and just straddle me.. you know.. cowgirl style... I dunno, I think I have a fetish for that position and she'd just like.. unzip my fly.. and she'd be wearing a short skirt with no panties and just ride away
yeah.. I liked that dream"

Just thought I should share that with you all. Cause ILY <3

Considering boats float quite well...

Omg Rita. Was looking at something bout your blog and it caught my eye cause you had the same title I used on a post a while back.

And I didnt get a chance to read it yet, but you had something on minesweeper. And a few days ago I took a screenie of a game I played on it. I was proud of myself. And I think I pwns your quite easily thanks.



-win

Omg Im so bored -.-
I was just thinking. People really are stupid. Like, if ur driving a car, wouldn't you always reckon that you're the smartest and best driver on the road, and that everyone else is a moron... O.o

Ya random.

But you know me.

<3

Money.

It's easy to sit there and say you'd like to have more money. And I guess that's what I like about it. It's easy. Just sitting there, rocking back and forth, wanting that money.

This is me. I want money. I like money. Everything in this world is about money. Everything. People do things for money. Stuff charity, it still revolves around money.

And how can you get it? By working your arse off for four hours on a Saturday only to realise that it takes 30 seconds on the Sunday to blow it all on a pair on shoes you'll only wear once.

Its so stupid, can't people just have things and just give things and just live? Our whole lives are about money, getting money to be basic things to live to work for more money.

If that makes sense. So I was thinking, since money is worth so much, yet the plastic its printed on is worth so little, can I have my money's worth in gold please?

:)

Then again, gold is just a rock. If no one lives on this Earth but me, it wouldnt be worth anything, because it'd be so plentiful. I wouldnt even have a need for money. Soluting to the money problems affecting people all around the world? Kill those people.

Lots of love, Steph <33

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Isnt that add cute? :)

I want that song now...

BUT ANYWAY. I r hurting so bad it's not fair :(

My legs, my neck, my back.

And I STILL need money...

1) $20 for something...
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2) $40 for dad.
3) Phone cred
4) Hair colour
5) Formal stuff

So if anyone wants to help me along by clicking the adds >>>
You dont gotta buy anything, just click :)

And it's illegal for me to do it :(
-goes on someone elses comp and does it-

muahaha

ANYWAY

Yer.

UNLEASE THE MAN LEATHER. RAWR.

I REALLY LIKE WHAT YOU ARE DOING KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK

The cartoon strip bores me.

And Im so pov right now :(

I need money for so much stuff:

1) Atheltics costume
2) Loreal Melbourne Fashion Festival
3) $20 for Lauren
4) Hair colour

So, I thought I'd come up with a solution to make more money.

I earn $70 - $100 a week through Baker's.
So how about something where I don't have to do any work at all?
ADVERTISING

By the time people read this there should be some adds or whatevs on the side of my blog >>>
Ill recieve a check in the mail for those. :)

Probs not much, but I don't give a shit about the adds even being there - so making money for it will be fun xD

ANYWAY.
Everything sucks atm. Money is stupid.

I HATE MONEY
CAN'T I JUST BE FAT N RICH AND SIT ON MY COUCH ALL DAY EATING CHOCOLATE CHIP CHOCOLATE ICECREAM WITHOUT A CARE???

That would be fun. Anyway. Ill think of something to do in the meantime.

ATHLETICCSSS
Woo.

Im in 7 things. :)
Im getting a medal this year dudes.

I WILL.

:)

Love, Steph.

Episode #2: There's so many things AND NO WHERE TO PUT THEM!

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Episode #1: The Proposal

xox

Burnie + Joe = 2getha 4eva

Awwww.

that's so sweet. I had no idea they were in love untill Joe declared his love for Mitch thismorning and Mitch passionately accepted his wedding proposal.

IM PLANING THE WEDDING. WOOO

More tomoz. xox

School Is Lame

-is at school-

-thinks it's lame-

Homework is gay. Don't do it.

Lots of love, Steph <3

You Wanna Know What's Stupid?

Grounded for the hols.
Banned from the internet.

WOW! That sounds like fun! Not.

"In todays day and age I have come to the conclusion that sometimes even the upmost people and stuff arent as good as they seem." Liz.

Why thankyou, for you very interestin input Liz. I appreciate it. You made my day.

And besides, the reason I am being punished is because I refused to have Santa photos this year with my brother and sisiter. There is NO WAY I'm sitting on that pervs lap.